@WhoreNextDoor45 - C Batteries…… A woman's best friend when it's time to get her buzz on.
@getoffendedcom - C Batteries? I thought you were a kick-start Diesel kinda girl... like me.
@WhoreNextDoor45 - I'm trying to go green these days. I've also switched to those new biodegradable condoms.
@getoffendedcom - Green? Is it infected? Oh my gosh, DM that to me next time instead of tweeting it. :)
@WhoreNextDoor45 - The Valtrex they prescribed me should have it cleared up in about a week or so. I caught something when I came home to Ohio.
@getoffendedcom - I love Valtrex! If you crush it up & stick it up your ass the hallucinations are biblical. I think it was Valtrex...
@WhoreNextDoor45 - I need to try that. I recommend you try snorting some crushed Stool Softener, it made me see the Virgin Mary in a White Castle once
@getoffendedcom - I normally delete my @ reply conversations, but this one's a keeper. I love you & your water slide vagina!
@WhoreNextDoor45 - Those catching @getoffendedcom and my conversation, White Castle is a burger joint that gives you the screaming shits for a month after one burger
Thanks Dixie Swallows for clearing that up - I need a bath now.