Facebook - “I love horses.”
MySpace - “Beating a dead horse sent you a message.”
Twitter - “A dead horse? I beat dead unicorns.”
Tumblr - “Truthful Tuesday, I’m obsessed with unicorns. Sexually. Here’s a picture of my boobs.”
Witstream - “So, how about that Charlie Sheen roast? Tiger blood!”
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