I hate baseball. These are the rules of baseball as it pertains to sex and dating…Baseball Rules - Dating status of (by popular recognition) a couple where their level of success on each date is based on Baseball’s succession of the bases. The rules are as follows:
1) First Base - The couple have partaken in making out, and possibly light petting. In some areas, visual confirmation of boobs is also included in a single to “First Base”.
2) Second Base - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. No orgasms generally happen at “Second Base”.
3) Leading Off Second - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs and heavy petting including but not limited to fingering the girl, and stroking the guy. One (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly due to the heavy petting of “Second Base”.
4) Third Base - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. No orgasms generally occur because of the activity occurring at “Third Base”.
5) Rounding Third - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl, and the stroking of the guy, and oral stimulation of one or both of the couple. One (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly due to the Oral Sex of “Third Base”.
6) Reaching Home - The couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl & the stroking of the guy, Oral stimulation of one or both of the couple (orgasm optional), and penetration. In other words, they did it all, ending in sex. All acts have to take place in the same date for it to be considered “Reaching Home”.
7) Home Run - The couple have partaken in fucking without effort (without foreplay) on a date. This is considered a “Home Run” because they didn’t have to worry about getting from “First Base” to “Second” and from “Second” to “Third” and so on. They stepped to the plate and pretty much scored.
Source: GlossaryOfPerversion.com
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